in his gullet

Last night, Seth came into our room at about 7:45 asking for dessert.  Our eyes about popped out of our heads, because how could the kid be hungry?  The three of us listed everything Seth had eaten (don't judge...it was a party weekend here...):

• TWO kid-sized cereal bowls full of monkey bread
• an ENTIRE can of Chef-boy-ardee whole grain beefaroni
• a large dish of pineapple chunks
• a bowl of cereal with milk
• half a bag of popcorn at the movie theater
• a whole grain pancake with blueberries on top, an order of scrambled eggs, and one slice of bacon at IHOP

and then the ice cream (which was about 1/4 cup Neapolitan.)

When we finished the list, I asked, "Can I have your metabolism?"  Seth replied, "You can have my autograph!"  Ha!