Why didn't I think of this before?

...if you can't get them quiet with one bink, just stick another in there! Seth used these binks last year as teethers, now they are playthings. He was throwing them across the hardwoods watching them spin, and next thing you know he popped up with both in his mouth! Silly! Now really Seth, don't you think you're too big for the bink when you can fit two in your mouth?